Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
Beware the ones who seek the sea (Tropical)
Beware the ones who seek the veins (Blood)
Beware the ones who seek the Crystal's (Queen)
Beware of the ones who seek the flames (Ember)
When darkness falls,
The tide will rise.
When brightness calls,
The flame pass by.
When the sky's grey,
The blood will take, to the skies (skies)
These three main ones
Keep balance
With-out them,
There'll be silence...(echoes)
The queen
No king
Dominance will fall...
Into her hands.
The three, protect.
Some, become her minions..
Betrayals, intact.
Be ready for impact.
One day, she will fall...
One day, we will call...
This,
Our..
Home, once again
She will fall,
We will call,
Once again,
She'll rise
And rise
Until the world is gooone...
Beware of the ones who seek the queen...
The three Crystals made by Beanzles!
When the Isles have been dyed in blood for 20 years the wyvernets will come
When the daimonds soaked in sorrow and tears the wyverbets will come.
Find the ice egg of full blue the voidwyrm will come to you and hidden alone from the rival tribes the tropical egg awaits unseen.
Search in the highest mountian for the largest poison egg and search throught the mud for wyvern egg as red as blood
Turn you eyes your wings your fire
For the uskes will fall
Unless the lost crystal queens lair can be found
- see what i did there? Hellfire#6500
The only thing mobile gets is rainbow stuff and a royal griffin as us console and pc players get ALL TTHE DLCS, THE ORINGINAL STUFF, BETTER GRAPHICS/CONTROLS, MORE DINOS, FREAKING WYVERNS, AND CRYSTAL ISLES even though we have to wait like what half a month to get crystal isles WE STILL GET CRYSTAL WYVERN SOOOOOON ENOUGH