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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the corrupted master controller? Funny corrupted master controller jokes submitted by ARK players.
You know it's funny when we thought we killed Rockwell in aberration AND FACED GODZILLA HIMSELF in extinction BUT THEN WHY DO WE GET THROWN IN A SIMULATION THAT IS MENT TO TEST YOUR SURVIVAL SKILS BUT THEY SEEN US FACE LITIRAL GODS OF THE ARKS AND YOU THINK THAT WE ARE AS BAD AS THE PPL WHO ARE STILL ON THE ISLAND'S BEACH AND HAS NO ABSOLUTE IDEA WHAT TO DO AND WHAT THE HECK HELNA WHY ARE YOU THE ONE YOU DROPPED US IN THE GENISIS SIMULATION YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WATCHED US SIENCE THE BIGENING, BEATING THE SIMULATION IS A PIECE OF CAKE EVEN WITHOUT HELENA (ONLY IF THE BIOMES ARE CONNECTED) HELENA CAN TELEPORT US OUT OF DANGER AND HECK SHE HAS A LITTIRAL SHOP SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT GENISIS IS HARD ITS LITTIRALLY ONE OF THE EASIEST MAPS TO BEAT AND GENISIS 2 IS LITTIRALLY WAY EASIER WITH HELENA AND A TEK SIUT THAT NEVER RUNS OUT OF FUEL WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ARK DEVS THE MAPS OF GENISIS ARE JUST EASY THE MASTER CONTROLER IS EASIER IF YOU HAVE 20 LVL 450 REXES WITH GOOD SADDLES THAT CAN EASILY GET OBTAINED FROM ALPHA MISSIONS
🙍ARK DIDINT REALIZE WHAT THEY MADE