Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
You know it's funny when we thought we killed Rockwell in aberration AND FACED GODZILLA HIMSELF in extinction BUT THEN WHY DO WE GET THROWN IN A SIMULATION THAT IS MENT TO TEST YOUR SURVIVAL SKILS BUT THEY SEEN US FACE LITIRAL GODS OF THE ARKS AND YOU THINK THAT WE ARE AS BAD AS THE PPL WHO ARE STILL ON THE ISLAND'S BEACH AND HAS NO ABSOLUTE IDEA WHAT TO DO AND WHAT THE HECK HELNA WHY ARE YOU THE ONE YOU DROPPED US IN THE GENISIS SIMULATION YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WATCHED US SIENCE THE BIGENING, BEATING THE SIMULATION IS A PIECE OF CAKE EVEN WITHOUT HELENA (ONLY IF THE BIOMES ARE CONNECTED) HELENA CAN TELEPORT US OUT OF DANGER AND HECK SHE HAS A LITTIRAL SHOP SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT GENISIS IS HARD ITS LITTIRALLY ONE OF THE EASIEST MAPS TO BEAT AND GENISIS 2 IS LITTIRALLY WAY EASIER WITH HELENA AND A TEK SIUT THAT NEVER RUNS OUT OF FUEL WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ARK DEVS THE MAPS OF GENISIS ARE JUST EASY THE MASTER CONTROLER IS EASIER IF YOU HAVE 20 LVL 450 REXES WITH GOOD SADDLES THAT CAN EASILY GET OBTAINED FROM ALPHA MISSIONS
๐ARK DIDINT REALIZE WHAT THEY MADE
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Bruh. Heโs the Child of Rockwell and Thanos, and heโs the final boss of genesis 1, but he canโt even break thatch!?
Remmber when ark used to be about dinos? Yeah me neither lol
Dang son, Rockwell has a baby with thanos
Looks like megatronโฆ
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Really easy tame! Grab some mejoberries, a bola and a slingshot!
How to die
1:leave every thing at home but your worst pterodactyl
2:fly to this boss battle
3:prep for pterodactyl to die
4:put pterodactyl on agro
5:land in boss battle
6: get off pterodactyl
7: get devoured
Oh so thatโs where Thanoses head ended up
If you don't want to know about the end of genisis part 1 don't scroll down...
Yo rockwell how is it going?
Megatron got a new job,Being a complete pain in the butt
Me and my degenerate friends: YOU MAY BE THE MASTER OF ALL BAD MEMES, BUT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ONE THINGโฆ OUR LAST POWERโฆ
*turns on radio and puts in CD*
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA HIGH TAIL YOU AND DESERT YOU!
This boi: What the f-
*explodes from the cringeiness of the rickroll*
Me and my gang of degenerates: Another day, another bad meme on dododex.
Oh my gosh I suck
But it feels so GOOD
Charmerโจ