Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the corrupted master controller? Funny corrupted master controller jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 10 · Answer 1 · 2020-08-19T11:49:55+00:00

Me:(scrolling through HNL_As menu) wait what. I have over 1 million hexagons added to my thing, I just joined the game.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2023-07-19T20:29:35+00:00

He’s doing the rock face

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-19T23:07:16+00:00

Oh no…

I’ve found…

MY REINCARNATION OF MY FLOPPA THAT DIED FIVE TIMES FROM STARVATION

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DDDDDDDDDDDDX

XDDDDDD

score 9 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-04T10:58:29+00:00

I looked it up and it looks like a floating thanos head

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2024-09-05T06:13:09+00:00

Transformers has entered ark. (This looks like megatron lol)

The meks are auto bots,mega meks are the main transforms,and this guy is megatron.

(You can only find these on the first game.)

AUTOBOTS,ROLL OUT!

-Dog,thedog,dogplays.(these are my nicks used around ark and dododex and most games.)

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2022-09-28T05:12:32+00:00

ARK.

ARK. STOP. NO.

TEK IS COOL BUT NOT THIS MUCH

PLEASE

Where did it all start?

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2022-08-02T22:34:00+00:00

Bro he is fake he’s a illusion

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-24T01:35:45+00:00

Apples worst night mare

sincerely lonely dodo

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-06T21:23:05+00:00

I want you to find the difference between these two pictures: computer guy: xtramath guy: they’re the same picture.😂😂😂

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-28T14:02:41+00:00

Wow.

A hElPfUl TiP sHoUlD iNcLuDe MoRe WoRdS

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-14T14:47:56+00:00

Thanos on cocaine and crack

Snap

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-02-26T02:53:36+00:00

Never tried it but my friend said it can mind control

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2025-08-23T04:18:47+00:00

It only eats your time up and when tamed lags your game

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2023-04-01T23:48:55+00:00

Say it's name 15000000x fast 50 times

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-03T22:54:05+00:00

looks like purple megatron head 🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2023-02-22T16:47:36+00:00

I dont know looks like a normal controler in ohio

(I live in ohio)

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-24T14:31:51+00:00

Like the overseer but way cooler

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-26T19:05:37+00:00

The easiest way to kill him is admin cheat kill

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-19T05:20:15+00:00

It looks like galactus from marvel avengers

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-08-08T12:16:27+00:00

That looks like the head of megatron when he ate dark enorgon in transformers prime lol.