Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Ark dev 1: remember when ark was about dinos?
(4 hours later)
Ark dev 2: nope I got nothing
Ark dev 2: but lets keep it that way by making Rockwell but with a helmet and he’s decapitated
Ark dev 1: let’s not make him able to break thatc
Ark dev 2: ok
Ark dev 3: THIS IS NONSENSE. MAKE ANOTHER DINO BOSS
ark dev 4: be quiet bro im listening to their idea
Ark dev 3: why cant ark be about dinos anymore
Ark dev 2: because dinos suck
Ark dev 3: come on they have to be in the game somehow
Ark dev 2: fine….
Ark dev 2: oh wai
Ark dev 2: they can be the minions of the giant floating head guy and look all glitchy
Ark dev 3: YES PERFECT
More Corrupted Master Controller Funny Tips
Me and my degenerate friends: YOU MAY BE THE MASTER OF ALL BAD MEMES, BUT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ONE THING… OUR LAST POWER…
*turns on radio and puts in CD*
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA HIGH TAIL YOU AND DESERT YOU!
This boi: What the f-
*explodes from the cringeiness of the rickroll*
Me and my gang of degenerates: Another day, another bad meme on dododex.
Oh my gosh I suck
But it feels so GOOD
Charmer✨