Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the corrupted master controller? Funny corrupted master controller jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-29T17:29:34+00:00

Hmm, let’s check how popular my tips are. Hmm… 101 POINTS FOR MY MASTER CONTROLLER FUNNY TIP?! HOLY DODOS! IT REALLY IS WEIRD IT CANT BREAK THATCH!

score 10 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-19T11:49:55+00:00

Me:(scrolling through HNL_As menu) wait what. I have over 1 million hexagons added to my thing, I just joined the game.

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2020-10-04T10:58:29+00:00

I looked it up and it looks like a floating thanos head

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-19T23:07:16+00:00

Oh no…

I’ve found…

MY REINCARNATION OF MY FLOPPA THAT DIED FIVE TIMES FROM STARVATION

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DDDDDDDDDDDDX

XDDDDDD

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2023-07-19T20:29:35+00:00

He’s doing the rock face

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2024-09-05T06:13:09+00:00

Transformers has entered ark. (This looks like megatron lol)

The meks are auto bots,mega meks are the main transforms,and this guy is megatron.

(You can only find these on the first game.)

AUTOBOTS,ROLL OUT!

-Dog,thedog,dogplays.(these are my nicks used around ark and dododex and most games.)

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2022-09-28T05:12:32+00:00

ARK.

ARK. STOP. NO.

TEK IS COOL BUT NOT THIS MUCH

PLEASE

Where did it all start?

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2022-08-02T22:34:00+00:00

Bro he is fake he’s a illusion

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-24T01:35:45+00:00

Apples worst night mare

sincerely lonely dodo

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-28T14:02:41+00:00

Wow.

A hElPfUl TiP sHoUlD iNcLuDe MoRe WoRdS

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2023-01-06T21:23:05+00:00

I want you to find the difference between these two pictures: computer guy: xtramath guy: they’re the same picture.😂😂😂

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2025-01-30T13:43:42+00:00

Ark dev 1: remember when ark was about dinos?

(4 hours later)

Ark dev 2: nope I got nothing

Ark dev 2: but lets keep it that way by making Rockwell but with a helmet and he’s decapitated

Ark dev 1: let’s not make him able to break thatc

Ark dev 2: ok

Ark dev 3: THIS IS NONSENSE. MAKE ANOTHER DINO BOSS

ark dev 4: be quiet bro im listening to their idea

Ark dev 3: why cant ark be about dinos anymore

Ark dev 2: because dinos suck

Ark dev 3: come on they have to be in the game somehow

Ark dev 2: fine….

Ark dev 2: oh wai

Ark dev 2: they can be the minions of the giant floating head guy and look all glitchy

Ark dev 3: YES PERFECT

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-14T14:47:56+00:00

Thanos on cocaine and crack

Snap

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2024-02-26T02:53:36+00:00

Never tried it but my friend said it can mind control

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-01T23:48:55+00:00

Say it's name 15000000x fast 50 times

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-03T22:54:05+00:00

looks like purple megatron head 🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-22T16:47:36+00:00

I dont know looks like a normal controler in ohio

(I live in ohio)

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-03-24T14:31:51+00:00

Like the overseer but way cooler

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-26T19:05:37+00:00

The easiest way to kill him is admin cheat kill

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-19T05:20:15+00:00

It looks like galactus from marvel avengers