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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tip to new players....when a little skinny compy comes up and looking lovingly at you, that heart above its head does not mean it loves you...it means it loves its mate which is probably with the rest of a horde of equally cute killer compys planning tear you appart like an impatient child unwrapping a present.
Me and my argie are flying high in the redwoods when a thyla tackles me off my beloved bloodwing. The thyla and I are falling to the ground. It’s roaring at me and I’m punching and screaming bloody murder and then my argie goes after it and we both die. Little did I know I had my battle compy on my shoulder and when I come back to my cache I see my compy standing over the dead thyla, beaten and bloody, but victorious.
Moral of the story is: don’t f*ck with compys
Compy 1: I see a player! The other million compies: yummy human
Alpha comply: he’s a noob this should be easy. Alpha Compy: compy1 go distract him. Compy 1: *coos* Noob: aw you’re so cute I am going to tame you. The million compies : hi 👋. Noob: OMG this is great I’m going to tame every single one of you! Alpha compy: GET’EM BOYS!
The million compies: cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie COOKIE!