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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2024-08-13T17:25:12+00:00

Compys are 😎 cool 😎 🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2024-06-06T15:27:35+00:00

They are kids we are presents they will tear be wear ohh that rymed

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-28T05:47:48+00:00

It ain't even calling it compy anymore

It's just called free meat

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2023-08-07T20:55:14+00:00

The terminator has came to assassinate your toes aka the compy chompy

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2023-07-10T20:50:38+00:00

*me* finds a compy in da backrooms the last level *me* go on move *da compy* no u move u little sh*t *ur mom* (my username) level 50 gets killed by a level 2 compy lol

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2023-02-28T19:57:05+00:00

Hippity hoppity you’re toes are now mah property -king compy

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-11T16:47:51+00:00

Has anyone every told you about the zombie compy well I'm here to tell you its true it's true!!! I play on mobile and if you kill a compy,save the game,and then exit the game and return the compies will be moving it will make your skin crawl -DARKSTAR

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-22T19:31:17+00:00

They have very strategic minds. They always put an ambush every time when you’re off guard.

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2022-08-02T06:32:58+00:00

I want that

We have a raptor at home honey

The raptor:

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-07T18:35:53+00:00

Comps are chill if you don't move 😎

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2022-06-18T03:19:29+00:00

Be carefull with the compy gang.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-13T01:19:42+00:00

These guys are one of my first shoulder pets they are adorable! They make a good friend for beginners! But i keep fighting cnidaria (jellyfish) and if they kill me my compy dies too! So i have sworn to protect all COMPIES except alpha compies(giganotosaurus)

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-14T20:23:56+00:00

These fools killed my entire tribe my Rex and my 4 raptors they swarmed me and ate us alive when I killed in 12 more would sprawn

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-30T20:46:58+00:00

Compare me to a baby gallimimus

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-12T17:45:52+00:00

Honestly, I was a strong noob

Me: just chilling on the beach

Compy: hi noob

Me: hi sandwich

Compy:WHAT?!??!??

*more compys come*

Me: ooh yay dinner

Compy 1-30 has left the game

Dilo has joined the game

Me: yay more food

Dilo has left the game unconscious

Me: heh heh heh *kills raptor and eats it* I’m lvl 2 lol heh 😈

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-10-06T05:15:25+00:00

These are literally like rats lol

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-19T20:10:17+00:00

Are you that bored to have these? Lols

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-04T01:29:51+00:00

I just her egg to tame pegonis then i kill him

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-05-13T07:28:04+00:00

It killed my F***ING GIGA. Plus why does this little shit need prime meat?

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-02T16:51:59+00:00

I call these "Penis Flytrap" A hElPfUl TiP.