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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was killed by these biches a few times when I say a few i mean 7 times I died by dam compies no I am not noob I know what Im doing so let me explain I was in the water with my dolphin I got off got stung by 5 Jellyfish I lived do I walk back to land with barely any health at all I turn around and I see rex so I run my as off after he ate a chunk out of it luckily I live, didn't I just tell you I was near the water so guess what guess who wanted to say hello a sarco we looked at each other dead in the eye I said yo what good he said u and tried to eat me so I ran my as of again after he at a chunk or too out of it so now I'm starving I grab some berries from bushes as I'm in my inventory eating these wonder ful berries I get hit by a compy my life is close to nun so I try to run the opposite way but oh shlt I'm trapped cuhs there ina gang of four then I died I said fuhh it and literally respawned on the opposite side of the island
I don't get these. Sometimes they are just running to me and then running away and then coming back and then running away and... yeah you get it. But they aren't attacking me. And sometimes they are actually attacking me. Why are they sometimes aggressive and sometimes it's not?
So i had a compy named nibbles, and for the time being i left him on wander laying eggs,then i forgot until i went back in, i tamed a giga that died to jellyfish, but then i had the ultimate idea,i found a female and named it nibbly and bred them, it took about 10 weeks but i got a compy army, around 50, and all were mutated, i named the best, Nibblesleader then all of the compys were named compyempire, i went to the island, and i went into the forest, it was hilarious watching them tear apart so many things
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I have a compy called Snippet with his friends called Whipper and Violet. Snippet was the first of the three I found and the only male. Now I LOVE compys so when I saw these three wandering around stone henge I had to tame them. Snippet was the first one I saw and he looked alone so I approached him having recently killed a Bronto. He ran towards me before two females appeared. I shot them with Shocking tranqs (They didn't die and Snippet was shot TWICE and didn't die so idk what happened there but they don't die from being shot by a long neck with tranqs unless I'm just lucky) Snippet was the first to be carried to my cliff base. Whipper and Violet followed me and I forgot so I lost them for a bit before I found them. Snippet however has a bit more story to him, he was the first compy that killed me 20 hours ago