Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So I was killed by these biches a few times when I say a few i mean 7 times I…

So I was killed by these biches a few times when I say a few i mean 7 times I died by dam compies no I am not noob I know what Im doing so let me explain I was in the water with my dolphin I got off got stung by 5 Jellyfish I lived do I walk back to land with barely any health at all I turn around and I see rex so I run my as off after he ate a chunk out of it luckily I live, didn't I just tell you I was near the water so guess what guess who wanted to say hello a sarco we looked at each other dead in the eye I said yo what good he said u and tried to eat me so I ran my as of again after he at a chunk or too out of it so now I'm starving I grab some berries from bushes as I'm in my inventory eating these wonder ful berries I get hit by a compy my life is close to nun so I try to run the opposite way but oh shlt I'm trapped cuhs there ina gang of four then I died I said fuhh it and literally respawned on the opposite side of the island
More Compy Funny Tips
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha