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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
The most annoying dino convention:
*loud chatter everywhere*
Raptor: Well I can assure you all I’m the most annoying!
Chalicotherium (make eye contact for a second and he’s gonna kill you): you sure about that?
Raptor: well, damn
*raptor has left the chat*
Dilo: well, I can blind enemies, make their atk speed low, and has a small hitbox?
Chalico: … well you got me :/
*chalico has left the chat*
Compy: I can do you one better! I can summon a horde from one call and I have a ridiculously tiny hitbox!
Dilo: *angry grumbling*
*Dilo has left the chat*
*cnidaria joins*
Compy: fvck this sh!t I’m out. Fvck this sh!t I’m out.
*Compy has left the chat*
Cnidaria: *confused bubbling*