Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
After looking at the alpha crescent’s tip I got a sliver female compy and I cannot find another suitable name for it. I love my crescent very much! Whenever I needed quick meat with all my tools broken, she was there. Whenever a raptor attacked me, she was there. Last but not least, whenever I need to cuddle during warm nights, she was there.
These things are horrible to take care of, mutton meat after another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another AND ANOTHER DON'T TAME THESE UNLESS IF YOU WANNA KILL LIKE 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 OVISES FOR MUTTON
Compy 1: I see a player! The other million compies: yummy human
Alpha comply: he’s a noob this should be easy. Alpha Compy: compy1 go distract him. Compy 1: *coos* Noob: aw you’re so cute I am going to tame you. The million compies : hi 👋. Noob: OMG this is great I’m going to tame every single one of you! Alpha compy: GET’EM BOYS!
The million compies: cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie COOKIE!
I had a pink one.i loved it and it would always be the first to be checked for having enough food.one day I was out and I tamed a wyvern I tested out the fight things and then the death message appears saying your compy was killed by a ice wyvern.i punished the wyvern by knocking it out.today I look for stuff to make a grave and a difference to stop my tames being killed!