*player walking around foraging for berries*

Compy: hewo (*.)w(*.)

Player turns around* oh hello you beautiful ball of cuteness!

Compy’s 10 other friends* hewo (*.)w(*.)

Player* ...oh that’s a lot.. but your all cute too! Want to come live with me?

Compy’s: food?

Player* yeah I have food!

100 more compy’s show up* food food food food?

Player* @-@

Player17362 lvl 50 has died of compy wrath.