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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-05-05T10:51:25+00:00

I tried to tame compy with a eggs raw meat and berries but it did not tame so i was ?!#$ you

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2024-04-29T13:29:10+00:00

Pro tip: do not mess around and taze these guys or they will team up and kill you. -Jp2 the lost world

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-28T01:13:19+00:00

You know how these things need prime meat to tame? Well, maybe like brontos, rex, sarco etc, they should drop a "trophy" like sarco skin, rex arm, allo brain, therozino claws etc. Lol

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-21T15:29:39+00:00

OH GOD COMPYS!!!!

-schwalbe

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-05-04T20:22:53+00:00

These things are horrible to take care of, mutton meat after another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another AND ANOTHER DON'T TAME THESE UNLESS IF YOU WANNA KILL LIKE 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 OVISES FOR MUTTON

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-28T22:03:11+00:00

im waiting for a platform saddle

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-17T09:19:18+00:00

It would be hilarious to tame these guys and put them in bushes and wait for a player to walk by.— he would be like (censored)

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-21T13:34:12+00:00

I thought it would be funny to get 100 lvl 1 compys to face of against a lvl 300 dragon. Only one compy died. 👌

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-15T02:30:55+00:00

Hey a lvl 1 compy i heard they only take 12 seconds to tame! Im just gonna kno- OH DEAR LORD

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2018-10-21T09:38:47+00:00

Me when noob:aww look at this cute thing

Me:”knocks it out with club”

Me:”shoves raw meat into it”

999999999 compys”ok team,we jump this naked and bring him to our love dungeon”

Me:y u no taming

“Compy wakes up”

Me:oh shite

“Indistinctible grunting”

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-05T17:29:03+00:00

These things should be able to make a nest

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-02-05T05:56:26+00:00

Compyrex 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-25T05:33:55+00:00

Compy late game tame get a army of gigas then get a compy

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-30T18:23:22+00:00

#CrescentIsTheTrueAlpha

Extra words

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-25T16:08:49+00:00

I tried knocking it out and taming, woke up with all my loot in it and my loot disappeared, don’t be a dumb noob like me

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-15T09:54:37+00:00

He atacccc

He protecc

But most importantly

Look at that broken necc

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2025-04-04T22:01:00+00:00

If you opened a school, your friends should bring these to the school because they are carryable, they have inventory space that is small, and make sure the school has cabinets and DO NOT MAKE THE COMPIES FOLLOW THE OWNER OF THE SCHOOL

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2020-09-05T21:29:19+00:00

Ah, the ankle bitting teamer in a noobs nightmare.

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2019-06-17T00:51:07+00:00

Compy #1 (mine)

Rest of compys (mine mine mine mine mine)

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-01-18T03:11:07+00:00

Dude these things have balls of steel they try to take me on while I'm strolling on my allosaur