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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-24T20:18:56+00:00

Me: Aww There is a compy

Compy:Mine?

Other Compys: Mine Mine Mine?

Me: oh sh**

Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

me: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Ark: You have died from 5M+ compys

Me:Are u Fckn kidding me Why is it always me

Compys: MINE MINE MINE MINE

Friends:Wtf

Compys:I LIKE U CUT G

friends:Ahhhhhh

Ark: Humans have gone extinct

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2018-07-14T16:43:45+00:00

JUST got done killing three dilo’s with a spear then a compy JUST ONE SHOTS ME

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-09T04:56:34+00:00

His your gigas hide your Rex’s this thing IS DEADLY

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-08T12:31:06+00:00

Imagine an alpha compy... RUN!!!!!!!!

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-24T03:44:23+00:00

Me: whistles while walking in park. compy: hewo. Me: aww cute. Compy: giggles. Me: (feeds prime meat. Compy: tames up. Me: I'll name you rainbow comply. I'm a boy don't judge me I love cute things especially baby pigs. UwU

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-22T12:59:35+00:00

I now have an army of 200 compys mwhaha all lvl 800 n up

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-14T22:49:10+00:00

This lil BUGGER destroyed my narcotics before I figured out they need raw prime meat cuz I put raw meat it said put food in inventory to tame then he woke up and then I knocked him out again then all the stuff I put in there was destroyed reduced to Adams

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-06T10:09:21+00:00

How to knock out punch the copy in the face and leave it knocked out so it can starve.

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-08-23T23:34:33+00:00

I have a compy…his name is leaf. Leaf killed my raptor when we first met. I knew with his small green feathers it was meant to be. I killed a dilo for some prime and tamed him on the first try. We now rule the world side by side. But he enjoys to still watch my raptors die.

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-19T23:50:25+00:00

He attacc

He protecc

He thinks your a juice snack

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-07-10T20:52:28+00:00

These little sh*ts killed a brontosaurus when they were level 3 2 and 1

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-08T06:56:37+00:00

I wanna tame 40 of these and level their damage A LOT. Pretty kewl to kill a giga with a chicken army

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-31T23:49:26+00:00

Imagine getting killed by one of these that isn’t in a pack and your on full health (don’t be me, this happened and I lost my Theri tame cus I couldn’t see it and I was too stupid to run away)

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-12T19:17:20+00:00

If u see him just RUN!!!1

He is more powerful than a dodo

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-04T13:10:56+00:00

Ppl making fun of compy:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My lvl 5000 compy which i lvled up by god console:

Be ready to die a gruesome death MUHAHAHAHA

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-10T15:44:05+00:00

Me with ma giga

Jit the compy:attacks*

A stego nearby:nawhhhh jit trippin nawhhhhh

"Live fast bite random things young"-jit the compi

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-19T05:21:58+00:00

They remind me off my mom always watching you and wanting to eat you alive plus each little compy is a chore you gotta kill them all

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-03T17:41:13+00:00

Oh my god so I was fighting some compys and they all died accept for a level 5 female and she just started following me and she never hit me and then a raptor attacked me 🥺she died protectin a strange human

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2019-05-11T05:02:34+00:00

If their lvl is high enough, these little bastards can kill gigas. I’ve seen it before

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-05-08T21:37:13+00:00

The survivor gets jumped lol

(A HelPfUl tiP shOulD inCluDE a FeW mOAr WorDS)