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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the coelacanth? Funny coelacanth jokes submitted by ARK players.
The only way to save yourselves is to sacrifice 10 max level mutated gigas, 10 max level mutated rexs, and about your entire tribe. If you don’t have any friends or are too pathetic to backstab them or are very poor and a low level just pray that’s the only thing you can do. 1^ = 1 hope for noobs who think these things are harmless
This thing can tell the secrets of the ARK, stare at its eye and it will tell you something, a survivor once said to me, "this thing said to me that im actually not real is that true?" Said the survivor and a coelacanth swam up to me and said.... MY DAMN IP IRL.. someone pls help me i think this thing is onto me