Coelacanth Funny Tips | ARK: Survival Ascended & Evolved

-4 points 😂 Funny Apr 29, 2022 Report

Pro tip: they lay wyvern eggs when tamed

-3 points 😂 Funny Feb 19, 2024 Report

Dinos are scary

Dodos go, “honk.”

I tamed one named, “Larry.”

And now he is gone….

He was quite tasty

For that Sarco called, “Bob.”

Not that I care too much…

Hey, this ain’t a bad song ✨

- UrLocalDuck

-4 points 😂 Funny Oct 2, 2023 Report

This thing is the deadliest thing you will ever see in your presence, when it wants to, it will come out of the water and start slapping the rexes and gigantos and charcaros until they die, if you dare to attack one of these ceolacanth...

You will lose your existence...

-3 points 😂 Funny Mar 21, 2025 Report

“A very coel creature” doesn’t work as a joke because it’s not pronounced COOLocanth, it’s pronounced SEELocanth. So, you’d basically be saying “A very seal creature”

-4 points 😂 Funny Jun 7, 2024 Report

Its a magic karp

Up please

....

-5 points 😂 Funny Apr 15, 2024 Report

Asian carp more Asian people eating this carp/crap

-5 points 😂 Funny Jul 1, 2024 Report

Bruh why can't I evolve it also tame near wata or it will drown

-5 points 😂 Funny Oct 25, 2024 Report

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✨I dont have a life✨