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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the coelacanth? Funny coelacanth jokes submitted by ARK players.
Desert titan: I’m the most powerful
Forest titan: as if I’m, I’m the best
Ice titan: no I am
King titan: children stop fighting we all no that I’m the most powerful creature of all.
Rockwell: son stop lying to your children I’m on the top of the food chain
Broodmother: tell them I’m the best honey it’s true
Coelacanth has joined the chat
The boss family has left the chat
Coelacanth: they all fear me
Makes a lvl 1 feel like a pro primitive hunter with a spear . Reach lvl 20 you realise you're the small fish and sympathise with them.you tame a pt lose it because you got blue screened. Spend days breeding for it to roll back and pray your not getting DOSSd. Servers go down but you keep playing anyways because your lvl 80, lost your job,and Gf and all you have left is crouching to fix your lag walk and a tribe and server you don't trust