Player: *sees fish*
Player: *kills fish*
Coelacanth: *terrified screech as it dies*
Me: okaaaaayyy…
Coelacanth
Jokes and funny moments about the Coelacanth from ARK players.
The look on his face says this:
“What are you lookin at bub?”
“I’m a fish, get over it.”
Pro tip: they leg wyvern eggs when tamed.
imagine just dragging a scale 4.6 coelacanth and it only takes up 50 kg for 4 km
and later you feed it to a dodo
BIG FAT FISHY GOING TO A 2 CM STOMACH
Would just like to ask... THEY’RE TAMABLE?!
Kill them for food and also use them as tame food for the small goose thing.
Ps : why would anyone tame this?
Me: hello
Fish: hi what u doing here u best not be tame a otter
Me: finds a size 3.5x “ooh that’s gonna be a lot of fish meat nec minute it gives the oringinal 5 meat amount
Me: ... BRUH (Gun Shot)
Me: Hmmmm what water Dino 🌊🐬🦖
Random guy: TaMe A cOeLaCaNtH
Me: ok... But how did you get in my base has a shield...
Random guy: I spawned in here
Me: *shoots guy*
Random guy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mom: we have Megalodon at home
Megalodon at home:
How to prank tribe mate say I see sea food
Once they are In the water bola them and they drowned
April fools
Extremely OP and has been seen on land and killing sarco’s up to level 1,000
FiSh.
Words Are Apparently Required
(Gets in Pokémon battle)
CONCLATH, GOO
(Vwoop)
Raptor used bite!
(Looks at Pokémon stats)
Me: uhhhhhhhhh USE FLOP
CONCLATH USED FLOP
IT DID NOTHING!
Me:uhhhhhhhhhhhh screw it (shoots raptor with pistol)
RAPTOR HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Bro once I saw one with tek armor called “Lockjaw” and I was like: WHAT THE FLIP IS THAT! WHAT IS THAT THING!
And I just remembered that those things get as big as megs,(also he was sitting next to a tek meg sooooo)
The pic to they gave it makes it look freaaakky. Yeah that's all I gotta say. It's 1:00 am and I'm sleepy but trying to stay awake. Don't judge.
When you see this.. RUN! It will kill you and rip your face off
Why are they called Coelacanths?
There real name is Food.
Why is everyone saying there dangerous THERE F$&KING LETHAL THERE MORE POWERFUL THAN AN OVERSEER
Aqua=useless. So name it aqua.
Filler