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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2024-06-23T21:42:09+00:00

DEATH TO THE CNIDARIA WE SHALL CAUSE THE EXTINCTION OF THE DEMON JELLYFISH!!!!

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2024-06-22T19:16:12+00:00

Life story of the jellyfish

Autobiography by jellyfish

-ehem-

Glub GLUB GLUB GLUB

glub glub :( GLUUUUUUUBBBBBB GLUB glub GLUB bleh~

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2024-06-14T07:43:51+00:00

Take one step in the water and you see 5 of these full rushing you that means your in hell

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-28T03:46:51+00:00

I have a little song....

SWEEP THE FLOOR SWEEP THE FLOOR FLOOR SWEEP THE FLOOR WITH THE JELLIES TOXIN YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH SWEEP THEIR TOXINS ON YOUR HOMEWORK THROW THEM AT YOUR BULLY AND WATCH THEM VAPORIZE PUT EM IN THE WATER AND THEY ARE A MENACE RIP ITS HEAD OFF AND ITS JUST THE SAME EAT IT ON YOUR PUBSUB AND POOP IT OUT FEEL A LITTLE STING? THATS THE TOXIN! SWEEP THE FLOOR SWEEP THE FLOOR WITH THE JELLIES TOXIN YEAH....YEAH....YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH

Lol sounds cheerful

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-28T20:14:55+00:00

These things killed me like I never existed. That’s why I refuse to go in the ocean. MOTHER OF GOD DO NOT GO IN THE OCEAN UNPREPARED YOU MOTHER F*CKERS!!!

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-22T04:59:41+00:00

Get near to an bam! You're already f**king dead!

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2024-08-07T03:36:07+00:00

This is why scorched earth is better

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-06T01:30:51+00:00

Satan.all I have to say. God of the water.

score -6 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-13T01:44:54+00:00

Little shit head picecs of fuck too because it killed my roo

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2022-10-24T19:33:25+00:00

Ok guys the rating = how much you like this. V for I hate it ^ for I love it. Let’s get the worst rating ever!

score -6 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-11T05:56:05+00:00

Ok wen I first got this game I thought “o look a shiny blue thing in the water!!! It must be a loot crate! I’ll go get it.”and then I be like “what are these scary noises !”and then I got tuns of loot!!🤑🤑🤑

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2024-03-22T02:10:44+00:00

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You is ☠️

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2024-06-01T04:15:35+00:00

Dear God kill it with fire they just killed my new anglerfish

score -7 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-08T02:32:28+00:00

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

That’s all folks

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2024-06-23T21:47:30+00:00

How to kill this hellspawn:step1 grab it step2 put it in a pit jellyfish eating animals step3 watch it get torn limb from limb step4 repeat 😈

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2025-06-28T13:32:17+00:00

pov playing hardcore with insane progress and u cant escape this insanely overpowered, monster. The second i lost my max lvl anky to this thing i hunted the whole map for them.. Why is this so op???

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2024-09-22T21:05:45+00:00

Fùck you jellyfish.a helpful tip should include a few more words