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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.
Get near to an bam! You're already f**king dead!
I was gonna tame a dolphin thingy (whatever you call those) then a megalodon saw me, i took it out with my mastercraft bow then took it out, then these guys just appeared out of nowhere like the usual cnidaria, and i just sat there and said โwelp, im deadโ
Always check the waters before you go in.
i thought the explorer note said they are mindless and move with the current? GUESS WHO GOT THEIR GIGA MOUNT KILLED BECAUSE A SWARM OF THEM SWAM UP TO US
DEATH TO THE CNIDARIA WE SHALL CAUSE THE EXTINCTION OF THE DEMON JELLYFISH!!!!
Life story of the jellyfish
Autobiography by jellyfish
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glub glub :( GLUUUUUUUBBBBBB GLUB glub GLUB bleh~
Take one step in the water and you see 5 of these full rushing you that means your in hell
This is why scorched earth is better
Satan.all I have to say. God of the water.
Little shit head picecs of fuck too because it killed my roo
Ok wen I first got this game I thought โo look a shiny blue thing in the water!!! It must be a loot crate! Iโll go get it.โand then I be like โwhat are these scary noises !โand then I got tuns of loot!!๐ค๐ค๐ค
Ok guys the rating = how much you like this. V for I hate it ^ for I love it. Letโs get the worst rating ever!
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Thatโs all folks
Dear God kill it with fire they just killed my new anglerfish
How to kill this hellspawn:step1 grab it step2 put it in a pit jellyfish eating animals step3 watch it get torn limb from limb step4 repeat ๐
Fรนck you jellyfish.a helpful tip should include a few more words