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What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-06-22T14:00:25+00:00

The hardest possible mod would havalot more of these spawn in the water and boost their targeting range infinitely.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-05-05T18:32:33+00:00

These boys are badass a group of them beat up my 2 level 100-130 sarcos in seconds

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-17T12:57:50+00:00

My lvl 300 giga: I am inevitable

Cnidaria: Kills it within 0.3 secs

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-17T00:41:17+00:00

These stupid jelly fish keep on killing me when I go back for my items,I lost a lot of resources 👎🏻

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-26T03:37:38+00:00

In my base

Me: Cnidaria, heh what a absolutely idiot!

Meanwhile in my pool

Cnidaria: ..Listening..

Me: What a beautiful day for a dip...Oh S***

Cnidaria: Hehe

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-20T09:57:46+00:00

So taking an anky to the water WASN'T a good idea... PISS

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-14T09:50:43+00:00

This jellyfish is like pennywise.

Jellyfish to me: Hello there, You want a blue glowing balloon?

Noob Me: Sure why not?

Jellyfish: Get closer.....closer.....closer..

Noob Me: Pls give it to me

Jellyfish go zap zop zup zip. Hahahaha, Deez Nuts!

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-08T14:51:15+00:00

Hey bro where’s my toilet paper at? Hey bro? Hey bro get back here!

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-09T13:06:39+00:00

I just keep laying down in water and these guys just suddenly went on land

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-03-18T02:23:25+00:00

See to all you who are new to ark wildcard lied you cam tame these all you need to do to tame one is swim up to it and do the wave emote and it will wave back and hug you and be your best friend and they eveolve legs and walk i used one to kill a wild giga trust me to all you new people u need to wave at about 10 of these and u will have an army ps. Stun effects work to ur favor because those annoying dilos spitting at u? Well they spit no more now they know what paralysis is not just u so go wave at these they are a great early-mid game pet. —the ark pro on steroids

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-04T13:01:52+00:00

*pumps ascendant shotgun*

"Time for some damn revenge for my Spinos."

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-02-09T14:05:23+00:00

Raptor: I am the most annoying!!

Dilo has entered the chat

Raptor has left the chat

Compy has joined the chat

Dilo has left the chat

Cnidaria has entered the chat

Dilo has left the chat

Cnidaria: I am the most annoying!!!

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-12-22T05:18:01+00:00

I can't believe I'm going to say this but...

These things are the giga of the ocean

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-12-09T05:02:54+00:00

I would put this in names but it’s name should be tazerface from guardians of the galaxy vol.2 lol

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-09-05T10:20:45+00:00

Shot them in the lake with my harpoon >:)

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-13T17:56:25+00:00

The only thing useful about this glob is its bio toxin, which is better than narcotics

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-01T20:44:34+00:00

"Come closer." Cnidara-2019

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-09-16T18:59:24+00:00

Do not investigate the glowing thing in the sea it will not end well

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-09-09T21:14:31+00:00

So if these are herbivores then why do they rip your face off?

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-28T03:35:54+00:00

Under the sea under the sea me and my brother killing another under the sea