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This jellyfish is like pennywise. Jellyfish to me: Hello there, You want a…

Cnidaria
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This jellyfish is like pennywise.

Jellyfish to me: Hello there, You want a blue glowing balloon?

Noob Me: Sure why not?

Jellyfish: Get closer.....closer.....closer..

Noob Me: Pls give it to me

Jellyfish go zap zop zup zip. Hahahaha, Deez Nuts!

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Never go near it with your Dino, it will kill you, your Dino, your friends, your family, the guy down the street, some guy over in Africa, all while they won't do a thing to attack it.

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1 like=1 member of the cnidaria hate club

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Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...

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It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...

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Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.

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Ya know it was a nice day on the beach today I decided to go for a swim in the shallow water I was like what harm could it do…

I was very very wrong

Up to kill all Cnidaria

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The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.

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Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)

Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)

End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr

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If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.

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