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What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-13T21:45:05+00:00

I thought they were nice boy was I wrong

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-11-16T21:08:20+00:00

If creature implants count as souls and these pests don’t have implants meaning that they are soulless demons

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2024-10-31T21:55:56+00:00

Thay will cull everyone that is a black manokie

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-05-01T10:31:40+00:00

First day I ever played me and my friend tryed finding eachother these lads destroyed me

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-15T15:52:03+00:00

Noooooo plz no basilasaurus I want to sting

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-07T05:04:25+00:00

Get too close.........weeeeelllll f**k you and you dolphin

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2018-10-19T00:50:10+00:00

The best way to kill these mofos is by leading them onto the shore until they cant move and then...

YOU STAB/SHOOT THE BASTARDS TO GET THEIR BIO TOXIN

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-08T11:57:30+00:00

U will get shock an die. I’m not five I just spelled it that way. I’m 10

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-29T17:52:00+00:00

Don’t worry about not out swimming them, just make sure you can out-swim your friends

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-12T03:27:20+00:00

Beach them then beat them ~ pops

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2024-09-22T22:19:18+00:00

Me: what would happen if I touched it with a sarco?

Me later watching the cnids suck the life out of my sarco and my stuff fall to the ocean floor and realising that was my only rideable mount who swims.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-12-05T11:56:41+00:00

Don’t tame in the water it will drown

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-27T13:53:28+00:00

Every time these guys start to swim up to me I get out of the water and destroy them with my spear and I don’t get stung once. 😂😂

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-04-25T13:00:46+00:00

Cnidaria is actually the name for the species of jellyfish ;)

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-06T07:25:31+00:00

Me: steps in water

Stupid ass jellyfish: im gonna end this whole e mans career

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-19T11:48:18+00:00

Do these things even mov- OMG ITS ON ME GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! AHHHHHH

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2024-07-20T04:43:12+00:00

Look, this is awesome XD

He kill all my 5 raptor and my first crocodile :..)

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-16T19:15:04+00:00

To tame them feed them everything you own and love. Also use forcetame.

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-13T03:27:09+00:00

Jellyfish: get close enough!

Me ready to murder them while they are still: THINK FAST JELLYFISH

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-04T15:06:41+00:00

Hey I was just playing ark when I got this mission to travel to d South Side of d island so I decided to ride my megoladon. After completing the mission I rode halfway back and a megaladon and 2 mantas start attacking megladon but my tame wasn't fighting back so it died. There I was in d middle of d ocean standing on d floating body of my megladon 30mins later I decided to swim to land out of know where those megladons and 2 mantas start chasing me I couldn't be in a worst situation my megla died a shark 🦈 and 2 mantas chasing things couldn't get worst when these 7 jellyfish appear out of knowhere I kill dem all but fall unconscious in the water 💦 my oxygen turned zero I woke up and rushed to shore lost on this island with no weapons