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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Noooooo plz no basilasaurus I want to sting
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I know they canβt be tamed but someone should aggro a swarm of these into a pond or river of sorts for base protection. Would be cool to see
I freak when I see bioluminescence, now. Especially turquoise
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.
Me show me shows my little bro how to play ark we he spawns on beach me β hey donβt do anything I got help mom with something
I come back to my brother dying from giant jelly me β get out of the water!β
You died from a level 4 Cnidaria
Me βwhy did you go into the water?β
My little bro β I was trying to get diamondsβ
Me β ok first of all this is ark not Minecraft and second of all diamonds do not even spawn in the water!β
I come back to my brother dying from giant jelly me β get out of the water!β
You died from a level 4 Cnidaria
Me βwhy did you go into the water?β
My little bro β I was trying to get diamondsβ
Me β ok first of all this is ark not Minecraft and second of all diamonds do not even spawn in the water!β
Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr
If these things learn to walk we will all be doomed
Finally I'm a mid Ark-ist, I've just tamed my very first Baryonyx and I cleverly call him Barry, I can now hit the waters, get some fish beat and start preparing for decent cave runs π.
Barry how fast can you swim I ask, I'm quick he respond, ok then let's go see the deeps for the first time. Piranha? No problem I got it Sam, he says to me... Mega shark, piece of cake Sam just spin my tail and watch me work!
Barry you're the best... Ooo look a cute jelly fish looking thing let's go see what's up Barry, I heard a out something called bio toxin.
Barry: I don't know bro something don't feel right.
Sammy: Come on dude, you just killed a shark twice your level.
Barry: But why is noone else attacking it?
Sammy: They are not me and you. We're unstoppable.
*swims to what I now call snyde*
*Boom*
Hey Barry why did you kick me off!
Barry run!
No what fight man fight!
Bite back! Spin, spit, play dead! Do something!
Noooooooooooooooo!
What just happened!
Wait whats that....
Barry how fast can you swim I ask, I'm quick he respond, ok then let's go see the deeps for the first time. Piranha? No problem I got it Sam, he says to me... Mega shark, piece of cake Sam just spin my tail and watch me work!
Barry you're the best... Ooo look a cute jelly fish looking thing let's go see what's up Barry, I heard a out something called bio toxin.
Barry: I don't know bro something don't feel right.
Sammy: Come on dude, you just killed a shark twice your level.
Barry: But why is noone else attacking it?
Sammy: They are not me and you. We're unstoppable.
*swims to what I now call snyde*
*Boom*
Hey Barry why did you kick me off!
Barry run!
No what fight man fight!
Bite back! Spin, spit, play dead! Do something!
Noooooooooooooooo!
What just happened!
Wait whats that....
I told my friend βHug Itβ..... It went well
Imagine riding a jellyfish it would be so cool to stun stuff