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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-09T17:41:26+00:00

They swim towards you so yea thats scary

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-15T13:26:29+00:00

They are a real shocker to new comers

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-14T14:16:02+00:00

Hm just cross the water to come quick to my base.Cnidaria: ^^ Hello there:-P

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2018-08-29T11:09:59+00:00

Real men punch them to death I needed more words

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-06T21:16:10+00:00

It’s favorite food is force tame

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-25T13:03:36+00:00

People as beach bobs: OMG how do these bluebois keep murdering me

People mid game: Ihave killed many high level Rex and spino BUT NOT THESE FRICKING JELLY BABIES

People endgame: the Titans are weak but HOW THE HECK ARE HESE JELLYFISHSO OP WHY CANT U TAME THEM

Ark veterans: jellyfish are quite strong

Ark gods: *dabs

Ark you tubers and players who haven’t died once: u are weak compared to me

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-25T07:10:41+00:00

Jeff, kill the jellyfish... famous last words.

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-23T01:07:06+00:00

It’s fun yeeting these things out of the water...

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2024-05-02T13:33:45+00:00

Such evil jellyfish.

I hate Cnidaria.

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-18T12:52:09+00:00

i hate this annoying jelly fish

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-05T21:29:59+00:00

I.Want.to.kill.them.all!!! Two of these killed my first raptor named rover. F in the chat.

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-14T18:02:12+00:00

I was new I saw some jellyfish in the water I still went for a swim then I turn around and I am dead

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2024-04-17T22:05:52+00:00

If you see your oxygen stat getting lower, check your surroundings for any cnidarias in the least of 400 meter raidus or you might be suprised

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-09T13:20:36+00:00

POV: your level 365 giga was killed by a Cnidaria

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-25T06:53:10+00:00

Who else agrees that these are a pain in my a**

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-02-16T16:42:57+00:00

These little cretins are in my top 5 most hated creatures, only beaten by the damn seagulls, they are the real threat of the ocean. Alpha megalodon? Joke compared to these bastards, i cannot stress this enough: DONT bring and of your valuable tames near them, they can and will kill ypu and your 180 spino you got 5 hours ago, be safe, and tame a baso to make these little freaks extinct. Oh and heres the top 5 hated creatures: 1: seagulls, 2: these freaks, 3: microraptors, 4: pegos, 5: theri

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-03-27T22:56:46+00:00

Hate it

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-03-10T23:15:57+00:00

Me in the game for the first time:oh there’s some green jellyfish over there I wonder if I can kill it.

Boy was I wrong

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-02-29T19:50:33+00:00

Water is blue

The surface is red

And if it chatches you

YOUR AS GOOD AS DEAD

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-01-27T22:10:08+00:00

Four people on my server Wait no three he went in the water on our megalodons They were level 600 The jellyfish killed all three of us. I meant all four of us. Freaking megalodons in the jellyfish. Was level on