People as beach bobs: OMG how do these bluebois keep murdering me
People mid game: Ihave killed many high level Rex and spino BUT NOT THESE FRICKING JELLY BABIES
People endgame: the Titans are weak but HOW THE HECK ARE HESE JELLYFISHSO OP WHY CANT U TAME THEM
Ark veterans: jellyfish are quite strong
Ark gods: *dabs
Ark you tubers and players who haven’t died once: u are weak compared to me
Sting hurts worse than gas pain
Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.
Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr
When I first started ark on the beach and said what are you it stung me but it didn’t kill me so I decided to
Kill them all murder them brun them shot them torture them blow them up
every thing you could do to kill them for killing my raptors red blue and omega
R.I.P. on up for my raptors
Also Cnidaria: chilling
Also me: *Casually grasps water with invisible cup*
Cnidaria: and I took that personally...
Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.
If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.