Find a gray and brown/black paint a leather hat green put it on him and boom you got an army general(also name him that)

Taming this with Stimberries. Episode 1 of the Stupidest ideas on ARK

He just wanna crack open a cold one with the boys

So it’s aggressive and throws its poop, thanks devs for adding me!

Anyone think about the fact that they can harvest berries and thatch vet efficiently? This are the ingredients for beer. Maybe they craft their own beer in the wild.

They are especially common on Oktoberfest

It is big and fat. Hmmmmmmmm

It isn't vert smart. Hmmmmmmmmm

It likes beer. Hmmmmmmmm

HOMER SIMPSON

Is it me or does this thing look like a middle aged man who drinks beer all day...oh,wait(looks at that it only takes with beer)holy *censerd*

Good now we have a cow throwing poop in ark.

That’s great

This guy just slapped my face and I died

This is how acholics are born, a giant cow

The chalicotherium throws poop at you so call it poop canon

Why do these things drink beer?!

Couldn’t Ark of shown that they are aggressive

The cows of the Dino world are really scary

Me on mobile in snow biome:

“Snowball fight!!”

It threw it freaking poop at we when i fed it a stimberry

Fight at a bar

Chalicotherium-Bar tender hold my beer

Chalicotherium-Proceeds to throw crap at people

No pun intended get it crap- random stuff

Tribe mate: Is there anything we can do in this war, besides get beaten to a pulp?

*giant rock kills 15 enemy dinos*

Me: I’m sorry did someone call for heavy artillary?

I THROW POOP AT YOU! I THROW BOULDERS AT YOU! I LOVE TO PARTY ALL NIGHT AND GET DRUNK!!!!!