Me:make sure he’s a virgin so when I kill him his beer won’t kill me

Friend:checks records* he’s a virgin

Me:shoots and then gets attacked

Nature’s drunks, they’ve even got the beer bellies and shit-throwing capabilities to prove it.

I opted for one I found glitched on a rock for my first time taming. Lvl 11 took 3 beers this was the easiest way to tame cheers! -Artemis

I was a low level, and I found this thing, I did a big oopsie by not looking at the nametag and assuming it was an Equus because of it's stripes and fed it stimberries and dies within ten seconds

Me: there were no beer in dinosour Era

ARK Developers: hold my Chalicotherium!!!

This is what happens when you crossbreed a therizino with a megapithicus

Dilo’s poison:blinds you

Chalicotherium’s blindness:does nothing

I was walking around then I saw the majestic thing. I looked at it, I was calm then I ran because I entered a dangerous area. I left that area then I heard huge foot steps behind me. The dumb person I am I looked behind and what do you know THE THING WAS CHASING ME! I screamed like a 2 year old running my birthday off then quickly left the game. Lol 😂

Awwwwww it’s so cute (gos to pet it) ahhh its a giant killer cow runnnn

How do these things survive in the wild? Beer doesn’t grow on trees, especially not already in a glass

So now we have a achoalic Dino instead of a drug lord Dino

He attac

He protecc

But most importantly

He Scary as heck(not really LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why are u still looking it ain’t important

Dude what the heck go away read som other comments

*leaves and deletes Dododex*

He drink too much beer he BEER BOI

Me:Sir please wash your hand

Chalicotherium: No

Me:Sir your hand are gross plz wash ur hands

Chalicotherium:*Throws poop in face*

Me:WTF BRO I WAS JUST ASKING YOU TO WASH UR HANDS

my eyes: WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Tipp: give them beer till they do everything you want from them. Same works for girls.

Your basically making this guy your friend by making him drunk.

I had this really evil tactic oj multiplayer pvp this is what it was I would knock someone out from a hidden position with Trang arrows then I would bring them to the nearest body of water and drag them in there and watch them drown once I did this to a whole tribe MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I AM EVIL 😱

Not worth the trouble to tame

Me: wanting to tame this

The dino: I like ya cut g (slaps me with sh*t)

These thing throw poo. If you dont like poo, these aren't the dinos for you. Up if you like poo too