Your basically making this guy your friend by making him drunk.

I had this really evil tactic oj multiplayer pvp this is what it was I would knock someone out from a hidden position with Trang arrows then I would bring them to the nearest body of water and drag them in there and watch them drown once I did this to a whole tribe MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I AM EVIL 😱

Not worth the trouble to tame

Me: wanting to tame this

The dino: I like ya cut g (slaps me with sh*t)

These thing throw poo. If you dont like poo, these aren't the dinos for you. Up if you like poo too

When in the snow they throw snowballs

Theisors are shredders

Theese dicks are boxers

How other creatures are tamed : K.O Taming, non-violent taming, ecc.

this dude : an alcoholic yeeter that needs to get drunk to get tamed

Now I know why these guys get drunk 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

U stole that from me didn’t u dud

And here we see a .. crikey mate! A wild chali in its natural habitat, the bar

So I live in the hidden lake area. So I was just taking a female Sarco that fell into the area don’t know how she got there but it was I take her now or I will never because I’m a definitely not going down to them dangerous swamps until I get the saddle for my Argy so I can just pick up one. So this creature comes tumbling down the mountain and starts walking around. I kept a safe distance. I blocked off the 3 entrances into the area with Wooden Spike Walls. This creature goes walking into the walls and gets hurt and starts beating on them. Since it was wood I didn’t expect it to be able to kill him but it did. I was gonna game him to😾😿

I was a low level, and I found this thing, I did a big oopsie by not looking at the nametag and assuming it was an Equus because of it's stripes and fed it stimberries and dies within ten seconds

Me: there were no beer in dinosour Era

ARK Developers: hold my Chalicotherium!!!

This is what happens when you crossbreed a therizino with a megapithicus

Dilo’s poison:blinds you

Chalicotherium’s blindness:does nothing

These b#stards are so hard to tame!

he poops like caca💩💩💩💩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't go near it,it will get mad and throw poop on you then it will starts fucking you.

Sorry if any grammar mistakes

Awwww, it’s a donkey ape thing, let’s feed it some stimberries to tame it! *one second later* *me running and screaming*