Quick question, at what point in evolution did the Equus go wrong and became a beer drinking poop thrower?

Looks around for signs of danger, sees this

Oh it must be friendly then, checks dododex, it says it's not violent

Me walking up to look at it's level, due to my fast thinking and reflexes, i survived and now it's stuck around my base and dododex did not say what it can't destroy

In summary, i suggest that this dudes should just be put as knock out tames and probably as non veggys

These guys are drunk they throw rocks and they need beer to be tamed.

The fact that the throw s!!! at u is hilarious🤣🤣🤣

They like getting drunk

.....why

Open a bar on your server with a chalic. When your customers get drunk and rowdy, the chalic can clear them out. You on the other hand should be giving it a good salary in beer...

I spent a day whith this guy and a invatory of stim berrys just to tame a lvl 1 time to get another

Should of use beer

Oh it looks beer it loves beer and stem berry stew ohh yum yum yum beer I takes. Thatch and berry

I was walking around the genises arctic the I came by a friendly cow I said hello he said want some fertilzer? Then he said I'll take that as a yes. I came back home all covered in you know what. I told my parent about it chickenonater(lvl 202 theirizeno) we went togather to "talk" to the cow bulley and shredded him for assaulting me with his poop throw.

I know it love beer but i feed that thing with simberry!🙄

I can kill a rex single-handedly, but apparently an angry prehistoric gorilla flinging turds can easily kill me and my 3 raptors

I was just walking around as usual. It was my first time playing so like I knew nothing about it. So I came up to it and looked at its face. That thing freakin raged and threw poop at me and started chasing me. I didn’t get killed, I named him “blood stripes” bc he has red stripes. I didn’t tame him though. But than a carno can charging at me and killed me, I can never see blood stripes again :,)

Roses are red,violets are blue,a weird house cow is angry at u,wat the hell he threw a boulder,AND IT HIT RIGHT ON UR BOOTIES BOO BOO!!!OWW!!!

My name is Ashham and I hop u like it than........THE WEIRD HOURSE COW IS THROWING GIGAS,TITANOSAURS,ICE TITANS,FOREST TITANS,DESERT TITANS, AND EVEN ALPHA KING TITANS AT UR BOOTIE!!!!!!!!RUN BEFO..............IT IS TOOOOOO LLLAAATTTEEE!!! u have been killed by lvl 1 chali baby not imprinted. with 1 HP 1 damage and 1% accuracy and it hit UR buttie

THANK U

Demoman from TF2: Everyone think’s it’s bad that I be havin’ a drinkin’ habit... They don’t understand what I do...

Chalicotherium: I know how that feels... I can’t resist the thought of a good beer either myself.

Demoman: ...I think I’ve found me’ soulmate.

Ah yes the best way to make friends. Have a drunken good time with it.

Dude!!! Throwing poop is the gigantepichuses job not urs!!

Dungeon boss chalireum : would like a drink? Me: noooooooooooooooo I chuck it at me face boss: is this why I dont have freinds?? Nah

If you don't have beer you can use stimberrys if you want to wait 999999 years

I tried to tame these 3 times in mobile cause they are my fav

1st:tried to tame in front of redwood and it was successful but after it been killed by a terror bird(dodo)

2nd:tried to tame near my base but i drank the other one i was mad at myself that time and did not tame it

3rd: i tried to tame the 2nd chali and it was so successful but sadly he just lived one day and killed by a bunch of dilo

So i learned that i need to create a base

These are pandas believe it or not

Dont touch the pandas kids or you’ll see the ocean... and then you’ll get eaten by some ocean demon or something