What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
sloth-horse is doing well
B2 is check
C3 is check
D4 is check
Claw 3: prepared
where's my stew
(me) umm sir we don't have tha-
(Hutson1994 was impaled by LVL 99999999999 Chalicotherum)
The one, the only, drunk cow horse sloth!!!
Why? Out of all the things, they drink Beer?!?!
Female Chalicotherium: they are stealing one of our eggs.
Boy Chalicotherium: hold my beer I will be back
Chalicotherium: I need coffee with creamer
Random kid: you mean alcohol
Legit just a hairless version of megatherium.
We I realized it was a passive tame 😭😩😭
One time when I was a noob,I saw a chali and I wanted to tame it and name it moo moo,then it started throwing dirt at me,and killed me.
This dino loves getting drunk like all mfs in a bar
These llama, bear, horse, monkey things will drive you absolutely insane...
Hates slingshots dodos and walls
dog.
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You see a chalicotherium and you have 5 jars of beer what do you do?
RUN AWAY AND BECOME DRUNK
THE ROCK THAT IT THROWS AINT A ROCK ITS POOP
Man going to pub with his friends: HEY EVERYONE!! DRINKS ARE ON ME!
Chalico: That sounds mighty fine.
These look like the things of avatar but explicas except brown
A jacked deer on drugs be like
This thing killed my pet dinasour😭
Dinasour is a dilo i named dinasour
Chali: Hi... Why do i look like a freaking HORSE!
I was level 10 I just started out and l Found a chalicotherium level one I didn’t know how to tame it so I Walk up to it and it’s starting attacking me