Don't get near it because he is mad drunk

Time to get drunk.

Ahhh I hate the word count thing😑

The first day I got ark I was told that they do not attack you... Five seconds later my entire screen is brown

IT ISNT THROWING POO ITS THROWING ROCKS IT DIGS UP FROM THE GROUND

I can’t believe it drinks 🍺. Cool mammal.

It’s a Big ass donkey, gorilla hybrid!

Great just what I need, more drunk bastards throwing shit at me

Makes cows look like a milk man

One time me and my friends came back from a Adventure and there was lotta these at Are Base so we had WWI

You know that “rock” throw they do, now do you know what moesopithicus throws? ( ps that is the lil’ monkey shoulder pet). 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What the heck if you encounter this thing and it seems It make this ugly soud that sounds a horse being ran over.

Berry? Yucky. Kibble? Yucky. Focal chili? Yucky Beer? Yummmmy beer me: chali ur three

This thing throws shit, rocks and drinks beer as a passive tame also takes stimberries but has low effectiveness if ur a noob don’t think it’s a neutral creature and walk underneath it my friend tried RIP

Just give him a beer and he will be as happy as most drinkers. Until his torpitaty becomes to much!!!

Get 20 of them call ‘‘em THE DRUNKY MONKES

V is for Venus W is for WHAT THE HECK IS THAT FREAK OF NATURE!?!?

Me: enjoying my day

Chalicotherium: when I get one meter away: HOLD MY BEER THATS ILLEGAL! Eliminates me*

So the other day I teamed up thing your name to read now the funny thing was I had to give up my vaporized just to put it on it so now he’s the most powerful his dinosaur that I have

An ark alcholic a helpful tip should

When you feed it beer shouldn't it get nausous ???!!!???