The Old version of a alcoholic 😂😂😂🥲

If chalico eat beer,it must have stimberries in it because they eat stimberries too.

Pls solve this mystery, Ark Gods!

Be aware this thing throws TURDS...

Once I saw one of these and I was like “Oh, look! It’s one of these things! It looks like it won’t attack! Im gonna go up reeeeeeeeel close and look at it!” I almost died that day.

Now this is literally a cow that drank some beer and now it’s a alcoholic

Dont give that thing to much beer it already has been to alcoholic health care facilities

Shove beer up it arse to tame and pray he doesn’t toss feces at you!!!!!!

The rocks it throw have knockback that make giga moonwalk bravo ark physics

LAUNCH THE POOP!

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It has fur ark:no lets not make it drop pelt

Ark logic be like :i have a f on everthing i going to tell my parents theyll be proud

Don’t get too close it has and it’s not afraid to use it

Did you guys realize that it throws poo not rocks XD.

This is an alcoholic creature, you need to limit hid beer overdoes

This thing mean. I went up to it thinking it was cute then it got mad and killed me. I ran wile it killed both of my dodos and smashed the last one. It also killed my maschops.

Reminder that they will eat berries after being tamed

Theri(claws)+manta(attack if touched)+equus(face)+mesopithecus(poop throw)+megapithercus(boulder throw)+megatherium(ground sloth)+alcoholic(he eats beer)=this thing

Do they ever get drunk??????????

When I eat beer I get so drunk I scratch my butthole and fling poo at your face EAT MY SHIT PEASANT

The first day I got ark I was told that they do not attack you... Five seconds later my entire screen is brown

IT ISNT THROWING POO ITS THROWING ROCKS IT DIGS UP FROM THE GROUND