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What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-12T16:07:32+00:00

I think the chalico used to throw poop but now it throws rocks idk I’ve never seen one throw poop

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2018-10-30T01:21:48+00:00

If u want to have a nice beer with someone and your friends don’t, this Dino will be your best friend

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2025-02-10T00:15:15+00:00

me-i’ll give you 100 berrys

him-make it 2,000 or give me 3 beer

me-what kind of person are you

him-get me beer

me-no 100 berrys is enough

him-i don’t think so

me-…

i died

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-10-30T15:00:47+00:00

Eats water jars. Us beer in the jars for extra effectiveness.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-22T01:26:00+00:00

Chalico: gimme a swig of that wonderful beer.

Me: no

Chalico grabs stone and smashes a pubs window and walks in’

Chalico comes out with five 6 packs of beer’

Chalico: I almost forgot!

Chalico grabs another rock and smashes me’

Chalico: Bye.

Me: MY BEER!!

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-09-15T05:13:14+00:00

Ahh yes the normal alcoholic in his natural habitat the bar

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-11-29T12:14:09+00:00

They probably drank so much beer

That's why it looks like a cow

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-08-10T20:40:53+00:00

Chali = /yeet command

I say no more 🚀

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2022-03-30T20:52:44+00:00

When i found out this guy could gulp down beer this fast i knew what his name was,

Homer Simpson

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-21T01:50:06+00:00

This is Putin when u don’t look at him ( ugly and addicted to beer)

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-08T17:43:48+00:00

Is it me or does this look like a mutant zebra monkey

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-04T01:27:49+00:00

Kinda just a weird eqqus for me

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-22T03:26:16+00:00

Ok we got giant pigs, humungous bees, and sloths on steroids, what else can Ark think of. GIANT DRUNK COWS ON STEROIDS THROWING POOP!?!

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-03T06:16:42+00:00

Invite it to ur home,invite it to a business called beer INC drink beer with it and talk about how u 2 can make EVERYTHING a passive tame which takes only BEER to tame.hope u like it my name is Ashham and I made I tip on raptors thank...........UR FACE IS ATACKED BY BOULDERS,POOP,TREES,MUD,THE EARTH,THE GALAXY AND EVEN THE UNIVERSE!!! SAVE UR FACE!!! thank u

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-02T03:04:50+00:00

When the pub is having a beer pong championship this guy comes to mind

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-05-29T02:56:10+00:00

My dad: what is THAT

Me:idk it’s scary thing

My dad:I don’t like it *stares at it* it’s probably going to kill you

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-01-11T22:30:11+00:00

Chalcicotherium- Bring the beer my dear

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-05T03:13:57+00:00

These things are beer and poop mixed together

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-12T16:57:01+00:00

David Attenborough: here we see the Chalicotherium in its natural environment, the pub

Chalico: Beer = life or just an ultimate poop throwing megalomaniac that will protect u

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2020-08-07T04:50:18+00:00

Grandma..you are so fit!!!,but where are your milk glan..and why were you throwing poop at everyone in the hospital!!!