Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my brother playing single player what could Go wrong???
Him: *see's glowing eyes*
Him: hey lust what is that?(using my gamer name)
Me: Just a horse don't worry about it
(I SAY WHILE NOT LOOKING AT WHAT IT IS!!)
Him: are you sure?
(AGAIN NOT LOOKING!!)
Him: ok I'll go get some wood
Me finally looks: OMG RUN PLEASE JUST RUN DOWN THE BEACH PLSS
Him: WHY?!? *dies by a level 135 car!!* oh..it's after you
Me: *LAUGHING CRYING AT THIS POINT* HOW FAR IS IT FROM ME
Him: *respawned and laughing at me* kept running lol
Me finally dieing: omg I had saddles on me * looks down the beach* ITS COMING BACK OMFG GRAB THE TAMES
Him: *Whistle follows all* Omg I'm stuck on the tames *dies along with me*
In the we end lost everything and my brother raged quit lmao🤣🤣
It’s pronounced Kar-Karo-donto-saurus not car-char-o-dontosaurus so stop calling them carch because that’s not saying car-ch it’s saying cark “hey wanna go tame a cark?” Carkar sounds way better than carch like seriously how do people still get this wrong you get the dossier when you tame it the dossier literally reads the proper pronunciation (which granted isn’t always correct >giga<) but I think it’s right about this creature