Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me and my brother playing single player what could Go wrong???
Him: *see's glowing eyes*
Him: hey lust what is that?(using my gamer name)
Me: Just a horse don't worry about it
(I SAY WHILE NOT LOOKING AT WHAT IT IS!!)
Him: are you sure?
(AGAIN NOT LOOKING!!)
Him: ok I'll go get some wood
Me finally looks: OMG RUN PLEASE JUST RUN DOWN THE BEACH PLSS
Him: WHY?!? *dies by a level 135 car!!* oh..it's after you
Me: *LAUGHING CRYING AT THIS POINT* HOW FAR IS IT FROM ME
Him: *respawned and laughing at me* kept running lol
Me finally dieing: omg I had saddles on me * looks down the beach* ITS COMING BACK OMFG GRAB THE TAMES
Him: *Whistle follows all* Omg I'm stuck on the tames *dies along with me*
In the we end lost everything and my brother raged quit lmaoπ€£π€£
More Carcharodontosaurus Funny Tips
My cousin got killed by one of these and it was trying to eat her body, but it was spinning around her body like ring around a rosy. Ark fix your game
I like the good,new car car but if you think itβs better than a giga tell that to my giga who killed three Rexβs at once with a level 245 leader
Ok.. bc it has like 19-20 digits in its nameβ¦ letβs call it a Car
I mean we could call it a Carch, but that sounds wrong
-Sarco master π
I think i might have a world record for fastest carcha in the world.
i just restarted my world on the island and after 2 hours, i got my self 2 raptors, we explored to the mountains to find scorpions for chitin. Then i saw a lvl 70 carcha. Luckily there was a low lvl rex near. Me and my raptors killed it and i drag the body to the carcha, instant 100% trust then i started to tame it. And finally, i got a carcha below 3 hours no mods
βOmg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! Iβm going to cry on Dododex now!β - Half the people on Dododex right now
Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because itβs a large theropod doesnβt mean itβs a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.
- Mr Man
What do call it when ARK crashes while riding a carcharadontosaurus?
A car crash!
I am aware this is a terrible joke. I am so sorry you read this.
ITS NOTHING LIKE A GiGa IT IS A NEW FINO NOT A GIGA RESKIN!!!!!!!!
Roses are red πΉ
Violets are blue π
Little did you know..π€«
This thing is right behind you..π°
Roses are bleedingπ₯
Violets are dying π
You lost all your things π
And your tribe mate is crying π
-UrLocalDuck
The name is longer than a brontos neck.
10 bucks you say itβs name right.