Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me and my brother playing single player what could Go wrong???
Him: *see's glowing eyes*
Him: hey lust what is that?(using my gamer name)
Me: Just a horse don't worry about it
(I SAY WHILE NOT LOOKING AT WHAT IT IS!!)
Him: are you sure?
(AGAIN NOT LOOKING!!)
Him: ok I'll go get some wood
Me finally looks: OMG RUN PLEASE JUST RUN DOWN THE BEACH PLSS
Him: WHY?!? *dies by a level 135 car!!* oh..it's after you
Me: *LAUGHING CRYING AT THIS POINT* HOW FAR IS IT FROM ME
Him: *respawned and laughing at me* kept running lol
Me finally dieing: omg I had saddles on me * looks down the beach* ITS COMING BACK OMFG GRAB THE TAMES
Him: *Whistle follows all* Omg I'm stuck on the tames *dies along with me*
In the we end lost everything and my brother raged quit lmaoπ€£π€£
More Carcharodontosaurus Funny Tips
Ok.. bc it has like 19-20 digits in its nameβ¦ letβs call it a Car
I mean we could call it a Carch, but that sounds wrong
-Sarco master π
What do call it when ARK crashes while riding a carcharadontosaurus?
A car crash!
I am aware this is a terrible joke. I am so sorry you read this.
βOmg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! Iβm going to cry on Dododex now!β - Half the people on Dododex right now
Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because itβs a large theropod doesnβt mean itβs a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.
- Mr Man
It got heart failure so it got a giga heart instead.
Why do these and Gigas so frequently spawn in the volcano on the island, are unable to get out for some reason (even though there is a giant fricking path out of it) and then burn to death slowly #justiceforcarchasandgigas.
ITS NOTHING LIKE A GiGa IT IS A NEW FINO NOT A GIGA RESKIN!!!!!!!!
This thing is a passive tame more like a kill half the map tame.π€£
You know you play ark too much when you can spell its name correctly
The name is longer than a brontos neck.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Little did u know that this is killing u
Roses are dead
Violets are gone
And u are dead
And so is ur friend