Me and my brother playing single player what could Go wrong??? Him: *see's…
Me and my brother playing single player what could Go wrong???
Him: *see's glowing eyes*
Him: hey lust what is that?(using my gamer name)
Me: Just a horse don't worry about it
(I SAY WHILE NOT LOOKING AT WHAT IT IS!!)
Him: are you sure?
(AGAIN NOT LOOKING!!)
Him: ok I'll go get some wood
Me finally looks: OMG RUN PLEASE JUST RUN DOWN THE BEACH PLSS
Him: WHY?!? *dies by a level 135 car!!* oh..it's after you
Me: *LAUGHING CRYING AT THIS POINT* HOW FAR IS IT FROM ME
Him: *respawned and laughing at me* kept running lol
Me finally dieing: omg I had saddles on me * looks down the beach* ITS COMING BACK OMFG GRAB THE TAMES
Him: *Whistle follows all* Omg I'm stuck on the tames *dies along with me*
In the we end lost everything and my brother raged quit lmao๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Ok.. bc it has like 19-20 digits in its nameโฆ letโs call it a Car
I mean we could call it a Carch, but that sounds wrong
-Sarco master ๐
What do call it when ARK crashes while riding a carcharadontosaurus?
A car crash!
I am aware this is a terrible joke. I am so sorry you read this.
โOmg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! Iโm going to cry on Dododex now!โ - Half the people on Dododex right now
Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because itโs a large theropod doesnโt mean itโs a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.
- Mr Man
ITS NOTHING LIKE A GiGa IT IS A NEW FINO NOT A GIGA RESKIN!!!!!!!!
This thing is a passive tame more like a kill half the map tame.๐คฃ
The name is longer than a brontos neck.
Syntacโs gonna mutate them like crazy
Change my mind
10 bucks you say itโs name right.
Roses are red ๐น
Violets are blue ๐
Little did you know..๐คซ
This thing is right behind you..๐ฐ
Roses are bleeding๐ฅ
Violets are dying ๐
You lost all your things ๐
And your tribe mate is crying ๐ญ
-UrLocalDuck
I donโt care what people say, THIS THING IS SICK!