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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The creation of the carcharodontosaurus:
Dev - make it pretty big
Psycho - creates new scale
Dev - make it pretty powerful
psycho - makes a new definition of power
Dev - maybe give it power on the food chain
Psycho - makes an entirely new place on the food chain for it
Dev - now give it some special abilities
Psycho - gives it god mode
Dev - make it sound and look scary
psycho - immediately turns the desserts and plains of ark into a horror game
Dev - wait what did you do this isn’t what I wa-
psycho - submits the dino
Dev - now you have to make the game r18+
psycho - finally, my plans coming true!
One time i was level 1 and found one on the beach? So i just killed ten dodos and going through a rampage and didn’t notice its was taming so then it tame and i RAN REAL FAST its following me so i used a bow i got from a sarco that died shot it thought it died and then 5 weeks later when i was level 21 it showed up and i almost quit then i saw IT WAS TAMED and then a wild one came i did the same process and accidentally did it again