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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2024-03-26T17:13:59+00:00

Top 5 edgiest things

Number 5:sword

Number 4:razor blade

Number 3: katana

Number 2: machete

Number 1: all of the suggestions in the name ideas section for the carchar

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2024-02-25T22:22:12+00:00

Like this THING made my game go burrrr and broke it soo i say: don't tame is unless you want to brake ark....

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2024-01-29T17:11:42+00:00

Just incase you were wondering, it's tongue is blue.

I don't know why.

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-13T17:55:01+00:00

It's the giga slayer and it looks sick

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-06T14:34:53+00:00

Don't stop to pee while taming this creature..... he bites and things bleed

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-03T21:29:35+00:00

Time to hide in a cave crying for the rest of my days

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2022-09-29T14:34:41+00:00

Please let this be known as the Car-car. Think about it, when you’re out with your tribe and someone sees one they will yell out “CAR-CAR! CAR-CAR!” 😂

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-04T06:07:20+00:00

Who is terrified for when it comes out because it is a giga that gets stronger the more you kill

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2024-06-12T11:15:14+00:00

So, I have a stone base on the side of the volcano, and I saw it on the same mountain, glad I tamed it because they can damage stone

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2023-10-14T13:23:15+00:00

So this thing to me looks like ARKS Indomonis Rex

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-10-04T23:27:39+00:00

Me he kiled me and evrythibg i had the dino be like plays low rider with occasional dudududu rifts and has sun glasses and a boom box and is moving uo and down while the players base gets set to flames

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-11T21:41:02+00:00

tamed one then tried to fight a corrupted giga and then boom dead.

2 hours down the drain.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2023-10-07T17:35:43+00:00

Those things look like gingerbread Dinos

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2024-05-20T15:03:52+00:00

Who else wants to tame this but has to kill/tame a giga first to get it to spawn ( on maps like fjordur only one giga or carchar can spawn at any given time )

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2025-09-22T14:10:17+00:00

Roses are red🌹

Violets are blue 💙

This is behind you🦕

Roses are bloody 🥀

Violets are dead💔

Your soul has left your body

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2024-05-05T07:50:17+00:00

It like me…

Thinks children are delicious

DINOSAUR children you MONSTER

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2024-04-24T18:05:24+00:00

Carch or giga trick question this thing rips of the gigas head is how it would go

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-17T11:40:45+00:00

Let’s call it the carchar or the car but car sound a bit weird

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-06T21:33:21+00:00

“Ooo look a giga!” - Random guy upon further inspection this was in fact not a giga RIP Random Guy

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2025-09-12T20:09:08+00:00

Here are some funny tips for a carchardontosaurs taming number one absolutely brutalize it until it is knocked out number two. Feed these things whatever you can. Number three. I think it will be tamed number four. Do whatever you want with it. Harass other dinosaurs like harassing pteranodons ,doing the The Mike Tyson special on the Rex and more.