What da dog doing what da dog doing

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Uhhh why do I feel so weird I-aghhhh what who are you are you bulbasaur. Ahh just go here here’s a mushroom. You have tamed a bulbdog. Why’s my arm so itchy ahhh is that a Diamond wait am I in a simulation? I am Nooooo I want real life back now. now my arms turning green and getting smaller I feel light headed like I mean light headed *poof* Ruff Ruff. Nooruff imruff a bulbruffdog. (Sorry this was short I had to go to the doctor 👆🏻If you want more

Wait, you guys don't eat these?

Nooooooooo the cute picture is gone…

They look like there dancing when they walk🤣

The Goodest boi in all of Ark, all of life, all of the universe. No creature matches the slaver dog’s superiority

Wanna cookie, Baxter?

u see one u kill it or u will be killed

Funny

Is it bad that I've killed like 100 of these guys i don't feel bad

Hynedon goes woof

Sabertooth goes meow

Meg goes gle

And onix goes screech

Fish goes blurb

Hespin goes tweet

Saving all is precious meat

But there a sound

That we dont know,

Lurking in the snow,

That sound, like a crow..

WHAT DOES THE BULBDOG SAY

Woof or gurgle?

Woof or gurgle?

Woof or gurgle?

WHAT THE BULBDOG SAY

Like a dog,

Very round,

Giving light all around.

Half angler, half dog

Saying BOG BOG BOG

Always cute,

Always preyed on,

By the big karkinos

Like a dodo,

So helpless,

Might need to got to the dojo.

WHAT THE BULBDOG SAY

Glurg or bark?

Glurg or bark?

Glurg or bark?

WHAT THE BULBDOG SAY (SAY SAY SAY SAY)

Bro needs to lay low on the calories....

4 hours later

......where is my 10 litre ice creamy tub?!

My pp in the shower while wating for the water to warm up:

me aaaaa reper bulbdog attack bulbdog foOd reper oh sh@#$

These are very picky they will only eat 3 things: aquatic mushroom, meat, OR FORCETAME WICH WILL GIVE U 100% taming

There cool

They lite up the nights

I cannot tell you how many I've slaughtered

When you breed an angler with a moshchops you get a bulldog that provides light

Where exactly do these things live, they're bulldog angler fish🤣

It is so cute and huggable and squishy! I just want to pull out a rocket launcher and blow it up! I seriously don’t know why!