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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.
Otter: I am the cutest
Jerboa: no me
Shinehorn: look I am cuter than both of y’all
Bulbdog: hag hag hag hag
Otter: what is he saying
Shinehorn: beats me
Gasbag: breath air
Jerboa: huh
Gasbag: (sucks up air) breath air ( jumps and start flying)
Meawing: oy I can fly too mate
Bulbdog: hag hag hag hag HAG!
Jerboa: shut up dude
(Carno runs up and eats jerboa)
Hello, Here is the BULBDOG song.
Hi, I have a bulb on my head
Some people want me dead,
Oh yeah, I look like a pug,
Oh but I’m more thug.
Oh yeah the BulbDog song.
Oh yeah the BulbDog song.
I have big eyes,
And the a very small size,
Most animals want to eat me,
I guarantee.
I’m so cute and strong,
You say, but when you look at me
Your so wrong.
I’m the cutest, strongest everybody’s gotta know.
I’m the fastest, smartest everybody’s gotta know.
I’m the BulbDog!
:D