Dododex
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Dododex
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.
Reapers be like:I fear no man but that thing (bulbdog) it scares me
Funny
These things have more health than DILOS
If you kill a bulbdog you are officially heartless
Noob: Whatβs new, did pugs get even uglier?
Me: No they just ate a s*** ton of fireflies!
Noob: ....thatβs messed up.....
Pls β¬οΈ For more
Me: No they just ate a s*** ton of fireflies!
Noob: ....thatβs messed up.....
Pls β¬οΈ For more
You need this. It gives light. Light is good. No light is darkness. Darkness is bad. Blubdog gives light. That is good. Blubdog is good. Yes. Good Blubdog gives good light. Yes. It is good.
If someone shoots πΆ πΆ
This bulby head, πΆ πΆ
Take a knife πΆ πΆ
And kill them dead πΆ πΆ
This bulby head, πΆ πΆ
Take a knife πΆ πΆ
And kill them dead πΆ πΆ
Some charge a day keeps the nameless away!
They can wear hats!
Still here
wow
Still here
wow
Silly puppy has no melee damage. Silly puppy swallowed a flashlight
I will name you squishy and you will be mine, you will be my squishy
-doryππ π‘π¦
-doryππ π‘π¦
I had a pro friend who said these are useless... I have an army of reapers because this little guy made a light so I now kill everything that stands in my way with my reaper convoy and bulbly my lvl 135 bulbdog.... I killed my friend with bulby to lol
I will cry if i kill one of these
These make really good girlfriends. I married one and we had tons of babies I mean tons and we had to eat some. We grew old together and then i eat them. Yah make one your girlfriend and all your problems will DIE!
It's cute. Tame it. Worship it. You will surely reap the rewards. HA. REAP. LIKE THE REAPER. GET IT???
OK bye see you later...
OK bye see you later...
If a pug and a angler fish had a child
I chose bulbdog! Bulbdog! Use vine whip! Bulbdog evolved into ivybulb! A wild magmarr appeared! The wild magmarr used flamethrower! Ivybulb used hyperbeam! Your ivybulb evolved into venodog! (Pokemon reference bulbdog = bulbasaur. Magmarr = magmar
If you took a pug and a toad and spliced them together this is what results. Although It looks like it got dropped on its head at birth but keeps the nameless away. #FaceLikeASmackedAss
Yes im not a Bulldog im a bulbdog...do you have a problem whit it ?
The cutest, most cuddly, fast swimming pug/anglerfish/lantern thingy ever! 10/10 A must tame.