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Bulbdog
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Here’s a story hope you like it

Uhhh why do I feel so weird I-aghhhh what who are you are you bulbasaur. Ahh just go here here’s a mushroom. You have tamed a bulbdog. Why’s my arm so itchy ahhh is that a Diamond wait am I in a simulation? I am Nooooo I want real life back now. now my arms turning green and getting smaller I feel light headed like I mean light headed *poof* Ruff Ruff. Nooruff imruff a bulbruffdog. (Sorry this was short I had to go to the doctor 👆🏻If you want more

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If you kill a bulbdog you are officially heartless

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Some charge a day keeps the nameless away!

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Noob: What’s new, did pugs get even uglier?

Me: No they just ate a s*** ton of fireflies!

Noob: ....that’s messed up.....

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Silly puppy has no melee damage. Silly puppy swallowed a flashlight

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If you kill these for sport you are the devil,if you have ever perposely killed one even once you are a monster, but if you tame everyone of these you come across you are good 👍

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If someone shoots 🎶 🎶

This bulby head, 🎶 🎶

Take a knife 🎶 🎶

And kill them dead 🎶 🎶

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You need this. It gives light. Light is good. No light is darkness. Darkness is bad. Blubdog gives light. That is good. Blubdog is good. Yes. Good Blubdog gives good light. Yes. It is good.

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They can wear hats!

Still here

wow

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Ummm…. Who changed the picture

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Angler really wanted to live on land

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