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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rathalos (S2 Ep20)
“Let... go... of... me... you... freak.” A familiar voice said as a figure backed away into the shadows. “Who are you?! What do you want?!” “Nothing, my pet. Only information. Then you may go.” “If you think you’re gonna get a single word outta me...” “oh, that is unfortunate. I’m afraid we will have to torture it out of you. GUARD! Tie her up. You will talk, my dear. Whether you like it or not. 😈” (yes the emoji was necessary!!! 😤)
Here’s a story hope you like it
Uhhh why do I feel so weird I-aghhhh what who are you are you bulbasaur. Ahh just go here here’s a mushroom. You have tamed a bulbdog. Why’s my arm so itchy ahhh is that a Diamond wait am I in a simulation? I am Nooooo I want real life back now. now my arms turning green and getting smaller I feel light headed like I mean light headed *poof* Ruff Ruff. Nooruff imruff a bulbruffdog. (Sorry this was short I had to go to the doctor 👆🏻If you want more