Taming a lvl 999 on 0.01 taming only takes 1 second because it’s a passive tame and takes only one food...

Spoiled Meat

Wait, you were talking about the Broodmother?

Well then you’re screwed for thinking that a spider would love you after you kill it kind with vacuums, shoes, newspapers etc. This is because your hate for spiders, you brought this onto yourself. Only one thing can save you now...

Admincheat Forcetame

Yep this is another Forcetame joke, haha so funny and not overused.

How2Complicated:

Taming the broodmother.

First, you are gonna want this rare title before taking the broodmother called the “Admin” title.

Second, you need to have this rare thing called “Commands” and on that keyboard of commands type in the forcetame command for the broodmother that can be found in the Dododex.

After feeding her the forcetame, she will then be tamed.

(For all you profoundly stupid people out there this is satire.)