What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Use a frog to knock it out and about 50 narco berries to keep it down it likes to eat Dino souls so bring like 10,000
Americans after seeing this: OH GOD THATS A GIANT SPIDER
Australians after seeing this: it’s just a tiny spider
Hard to catch, grounded reference
This my good friends is shelob from Lord of the rings
Just call the Helldivers they deal with things like this all the time
Me: I’m gonna explore Valguero!
Two minutes later...
WTF is that! I didn’t think that the freaking BROODMOTHER spawns on this map! Well there goes my Rex.
Just a normal spider you just need your foot :l
When my arachnophobia friend sees this
... “NA MAN I AM GOOD” “rage quits”
Weird it looked so small from a distance all I brought was a flip flop
The very meaning of Australia.
Honestly just bring weapons... guns..... your kidneys..... bring Dino’s, if you have at least.... everything...
How to tame a broodmother for starters. (Step 1, be an admin) (step 2, /forcetamebroodmother) (step 3, slap yourself for cheating)
bug spray is the best way to kill it
Literally just use your primitive stone pick
Itsy bitsy spider came up the waterspout...OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT!!!!!!
If this is a bug would Bug Repellant work
Jk its a boss
Nuke it. Nuke it from orbit.
Filler
Easy knock out tame just use club
The only thing that can one shot this thing..... A FLIP FLOP GUN
So is this Aragog’s wife or what