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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Chapter 2: The most hairy thing I've ever seen
The pig charged Into the lizard biped, knocking it down to the floor. Then my emu-thing let out a loud SQUAAAAWWWWWKKK!!!!!! and then the bipedal lizard ran away. Then I found an odd thing on the floor. It looked like an egg. THOOM THOOM THOOM... went the ground. I spun around and saw a very hairy rhino. "Is this yours??" I asked the rhinoceros. The rhino let out a strong "MOOOOOOO!!!" and knocked me to the floor. It stomped on my hand (which made my finger bleed), and pushed the egg out of my clutches with its horn. Over the next few days, I started building a hut. One day, I was finishing my wall when I heard a growl. I peeked over the edge where my roof should be and saw the biped lizard, which I called Dilophosaurus. This specific one, which now had a scar near its face, was marching right toward my hut.
Soooo I have Severe arachnophobia and when I heard about the brood mother and the her BABYS I thought “ohh shhhhhiiiitt this’ll probably be nightmare fuel” but actually it’s not that bad
SIDE NOTE: saying that fine with all the spiders in this game,I’d get the occasional spider jump scare