Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the beelzebufo? Funny beelzebufo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once apron a time I’m on a pvp server on the island I lived in the jungle in a wood base but I wanted a stone base. so I killed everything in my to make a base in the swamp so I got to work started grinding. I found a Titanoboa killed it but I still had some torpor. Tried to kill one of these things I didn’t know they gave torpor so I pulled out my pike and got knocked out so I spawn at my bed and I come back A DANG NOOB TOOK ALL MY STUFF! I tamed a frog later and found that noob rest in pieces Mr. Noob
This thing licked my dodo to death.
Actually it didn't it
Did nothing to my dodo and
While it attacked me I threw my dodo
I came back for it also..
I trapped you
Do you like frogs
You do cause I say so
Haha you stuck
I'm hungry
My finger just hurts now
Ok bye
Jk
Ok bye for real now
Made by the person who made the chapters of
Tori
The
Carno
- Tori The Carno
I don’t know how but my frog can somehow change it’s stats to make strong opponents seem weak like when i hit a dodo with it he only deals like 10 damage but if I hit some like a carbo he deals like 70 damage he also survived a fight with a carbo and got hit probably like 15 times and yet he barely took 10 damage like how is this even possible