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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my friend where on lost island and we were exploring a cave he says what’s this weird plant I’m like don’t you dare he goes up with our op as heck mana and pokes then all I said was o sh*t run and all I hear is oh god what did I doooo runnnnnnnnnn and I look back and see three of them. I’m like run young Padawan run (we both almost died for your information) we were barely here today
I got the gigas in the back
Quetzals Will attack
My direwolfs in packs
Cuz the basilisk is ba-a-ack
All my friends are shooting
Cuz its dangerous and groovy
So Your’e allowed to be Rude-y
So just keep crossbow shooting
I got a thousand friends on Raptors
This is my basilisk reactio-on
I got a thousand friends on Raptors
This is my basilisk reactio-on
Shooting is Your duty,
So please fint shake Your booty
I got a thousand friends on Raptors
This is my basilisk reactio-on
I got a thousand friends on Raptors
This is my basilisk reactio-on
Me:Guys i really dont see y u all afraid:) real men pet this scaredy cats i kill this for fun ok I will teach u wyverns take all of ur friends freeze then zap to death oh & acid ur telling me ur wyverns can’t take a lil spit
friends: ok but these are tuff me: none sense all of us: arauh ark: u have died from a lvl 1 basilisk me: throws controller at tv realizing that I have a projecter
This motherf****er like to follow you around each time it kills you and then set up shop where you decide to have base and then refuse to die when you shoot at it with arrows and THEN it will bring its best buddies the raptors to f***ing laugh at you while your on a ledge trying to snipe it while its underground!
(God making the basalick)
God: see that noodle
Angel: yup
God: give scales
A: weird .......but ok
G: give it the ability to spit
A: ........what
G: IM NOT DONE
A: ...
G: make it burrow
G: oh! Make it so that it’s tail sticks out of the ground
A: ok....getting somewhere
G: make it HUGE
A: here we go
G: remember that spit
A: yeah...?
G: make SUPER poisonous
A: ohhh lord there we go
G: you know what
A: WHAT
G: Make it spawn ALMOST everywhere
A: make it spawn everywhere
A: ok
G: I SAID ALMOST EVERYWHERE
A: sorry sir
G: ok I’m done
A: FINALLY!!