WHY IS THIS THING A PASSIVE TAME I DO NOT WANT THIS TO BE AWAKE WHEN I FEED IT

Hey Tim!

Hey.

Let’s make a new creature.

Ok?

I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.

Alright.

Give it the hp of a rex.

Ok.

Make it incredibly fast.

Done.

Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.

This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.

Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.

Ummm, ok.

It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.

This seems to be a little op.

Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.

Why would you do this to our poor players?

I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.

Uhhhhhh...

Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.

Ok...

It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.

I don’t like the way this is going.

I SAID BE QUIET!

Ok, ok.

I’m done.

Really?

Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.

What have you done?

-Grim Reapers- Chapter 8 A few days after the battle, Nameless went to Otto for a quick chat. He found the young sliver snake resting, with a long scratch along his side, and watching the slaves below. “How are you, Otto?” The drake grumbled. The basilisk turned his head slowly and growled, “Fine, but I wish I could see Loki again.” “She’s still in the medical wing, recovering from her surgery.” Nameless hissed, slightly annoyed. “Anyway, I have a question for you: Do you want to switch roles, or are you happy with your position as Warden?” Otto drew himself up to his full height, but before he could say anything, an earthquake shook Aberration and chunks of the ceiling fell. “Really?” The snake yelled, above the noise. “That’s the worst you can do, world?! Well, do better!” The drake calculated how long the quake would last, but didn’t tell Otto. After the earthquake ceased, Nameless looked at the Warden. “No, Dracius, I like being Warden.” Otto slithered back to his crevice and hissed delightfully as the mattress creaked and bent. “Have you found that reaper yet?” “No, basilisk, I have not, but when I do….” “Well, did you hear that he’s traveling with Spinenefrus, your ally, and is now at the festival?” The rock drake shot up, enraged, and roared, “WHY WOULD THAT SPINO TRADE A TRIBE THAT LOVES HIM FOR A STUPID REAPER WHO CAN’T EVEN USE HIS BARB?!!” Otto sighed and growled. “I don’t know, but I need rest, so please go away.” Nameless growled and stalked off, wanting to rip someone’s throat out. 5 happy votes and ninth is out on Shinehorn. 7th on Yuty and 1st on reaper. Note: This story is based on ASA, and they are currently on Aberration, but will be moved to The Island.

Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.

Real Men tame this using fertilised dodo eggs.

Oh, hello fellow Ark player…

I think you should pick the “portal” spawn location when You’re playing on aberration. It’s so safe and peaceful! It’s not like a Basilisk wrote this trying to trick people into spawning in the Basilisk den, no no…

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You have no idea

But it's right behind you...

The roses are wilted

And the violets are dying

You just got eaten

And your tribe mate is crying

I've got the Equus in the back

Shinehorns will attack

Feeding all my bulbdogs

Oh that basilisk is baaack

Im thinking this is great

Running from this snake

Hearing slither slither and I know

Im on his dinner plate! 😂

Lol I was bored...

By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.

As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.

I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend

Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"

Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"

Me, playing on single player: °∆°