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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my friend where on lost island and we were exploring a cave he says what’s this weird plant I’m like don’t you dare he goes up with our op as heck mana and pokes then all I said was o sh*t run and all I hear is oh god what did I doooo runnnnnnnnnn and I look back and see three of them. I’m like run young Padawan run (we both almost died for your information) we were barely here today
I got the gigas in the back
Quetzals Will attack
My direwolfs in packs
Cuz the basilisk is ba-a-ack
All my friends are shooting
Cuz its dangerous and groovy
So Your’e allowed to be Rude-y
So just keep crossbow shooting
I got a thousand friends on Raptors
This is my basilisk reactio-on
I got a thousand friends on Raptors
This is my basilisk reactio-on
Shooting is Your duty,
So please fint shake Your booty
I got a thousand friends on Raptors
This is my basilisk reactio-on
I got a thousand friends on Raptors
This is my basilisk reactio-on
This motherf****er like to follow you around each time it kills you and then set up shop where you decide to have base and then refuse to die when you shoot at it with arrows and THEN it will bring its best buddies the raptors to f***ing laugh at you while your on a ledge trying to snipe it while its underground!
-Grim Reapers- Chapter 8 A few days after the battle, Nameless went to Otto for a quick chat. He found the young sliver snake resting, with a long scratch along his side, and watching the slaves below. “How are you, Otto?” The drake grumbled. The basilisk turned his head slowly and growled, “Fine, but I wish I could see Loki again.” “She’s still in the medical wing, recovering from her surgery.” Nameless hissed, slightly annoyed. “Anyway, I have a question for you: Do you want to switch roles, or are you happy with your position as Warden?” Otto drew himself up to his full height, but before he could say anything, an earthquake shook Aberration and chunks of the ceiling fell. “Really?” The snake yelled, above the noise. “That’s the worst you can do, world?! Well, do better!” The drake calculated how long the quake would last, but didn’t tell Otto. After the earthquake ceased, Nameless looked at the Warden. “No, Dracius, I like being Warden.” Otto slithered back to his crevice and hissed delightfully as the mattress creaked and bent. “Have you found that reaper yet?” “No, basilisk, I have not, but when I do….” “Well, did you hear that he’s traveling with Spinenefrus, your ally, and is now at the festival?” The rock drake shot up, enraged, and roared, “WHY WOULD THAT SPINO TRADE A TRIBE THAT LOVES HIM FOR A STUPID REAPER WHO CAN’T EVEN USE HIS BARB?!!” Otto sighed and growled. “I don’t know, but I need rest, so please go away.” Nameless growled and stalked off, wanting to rip someone’s throat out. 5 happy votes and ninth is out on Shinehorn. 7th on Yuty and 1st on reaper. Note: This story is based on ASA, and they are currently on Aberration, but will be moved to The Island.
Me:Guys i really dont see y u all afraid:) real men pet this scaredy cats i kill this for fun ok I will teach u wyverns take all of ur friends freeze then zap to death oh & acid ur telling me ur wyverns can’t take a lil spit
friends: ok but these are tuff me: none sense all of us: arauh ark: u have died from a lvl 1 basilisk me: throws controller at tv realizing that I have a projecter