Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Dev 1: our players have it way to easy don’t you agree
Dev 2: yes I agree
Dev1: lets make a new deadly creature
Dev2: ok
Dev1: titanboas are dangerous so enlarge it and get rid of frills
Dev2: ok I love that idea
Dev1: now make it spit poison
Dev2: you read my mind
Dev1: make it go under the ground
Dev2: ok but isn’t that to much
Dev1: NO ITS NOT!!!! Just because of that I’m adding the base health of a rex!!!!
Dev2: ok ok I’ll shut up
Dev1: make its tail stick out of the ground and look like a plant
Dev2: ok
Dev1: make it spawn everywhere and make double the normal amount spawn at the easy zones
Dev2: ok
Dev1: make it be only tame able by the rarest eggs
Dev2: ok are you almost done?
Dev1: yes I only have 1 more thing that I can think of right now
Dev2: ok what is it
Dev1: make it spawn at crystal island but not be tame able by any eggs there
Dev2: fine I’ll do it you monster
Dev1: oh yea well then base melee of a YUTY!!! Ok now I’m done
Dev2: finally
More Basilisk Funny Tips
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?
By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend