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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -5 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-30T00:26:26+00:00

Hi

Sorry I got bored so I made yall scroll down 😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😀😃😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😃😃😀😃😃😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😀😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😃😀😃😃😀😀😀😃😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😃😃😃😀😃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😃😃😃😃😀😃😃😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😃😀😃😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀🙂🙃😀😃😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😃😀😃😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😃😃😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😀😃😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😀😃😃😀😃😃😀😀😃😀😃😃😃😃😀😃😀😃😃😀😃😀😃😀😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2025-06-02T08:05:24+00:00

Titanaboa daddy só Watch out guys

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-05T07:01:27+00:00

Try running one down a slope whilst mounted, the head sticks up with the rest of the body underground, hovering along like a deformed banana.

score -8 · Answer 4 · 2018-08-22T17:02:19+00:00

Scary spooky sneks send shivers down your spine

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-22T14:13:04+00:00

Bro looks like en dragon but stupid end ugly

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2025-07-23T21:55:37+00:00

6-7 boom chica boom low taper fade

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2024-05-22T07:38:37+00:00

Na bro na I don't want this thing to be awake when I feed it 😫 I was in a swamp and that mfs almost ate me but I had my stone spear and send it to Jesus good luck trying to get me now ha ha

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2025-12-10T02:21:42+00:00

Hey look your megalania evolved into basilisk

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2025-08-06T02:12:52+00:00

As someone who has R.A.D, (Romantic Addiction Disorder) I find it disturbing that someone said they want to marry this big danger noodle.

score -6 · Answer 10 · 2024-08-13T23:32:33+00:00

Bro this thing is like an among us impostor